Steam Degeneracy Calculator

Alright I’ll start us off, let’s point and laugh at how much of my life has been wasted:

The worst part is that I have at least 2k more hours for ArmA 2 and ArmA 2: OA each, because I ran those independent of Steam for some time. Not to mention all of the games that just aren’t on Steam.

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Go to the SteamDB calculator here and enter your SteamID to find your info

Highest account value (today’s prices):                  JDM_WAAAT    $14818.00
Lowest account value (lowest prices):                   harrierpigeon    $82.00
Highest avg. price (AAA moneywaster):                   Riggi         $18.85
Lowest avg. price (Steam sale addict):                    harrierpigeon    $10.86
Highest avg. price/hour (doesn’t have enough free time):          manbearpig2012    $17.53
Lowest avg. price/hour (got his money’s worth):              Riggi         $7.13
Highest hours on record (gamer gunk enthusiast):             Riggi        9,386h
Lowest hours on record:                         Mthrboard       38.7h
Highest average playtime:                        Riggi          59h
Lowest average playtime:                         Mazzy        5.1h

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My hours would be up if it counted the 3 years I ignored my gf/wife/ex-wife to play Counter-Strike v0.7 beta or all the years I ignored my current wife to play CS Source.

Would be even worse if it counted Battlefield 2 :frowning:

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Yeah I think that if steam had always counted play hours my time would be a lot higher, but here is the record of my money wasting:

I’ve bought way too many steam sale games.

I hate to think how much I have spent on steam over the years.

Look at these rookie numbers, gotta pump them up… :frowning:

You are the least degenerate here

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Your cropping triggers me

I don’t mind that one as much as Mr. o-NEXT.mp4

Get on my level.

Pretty lame, Milhouse.

Just like most of my possessions, pretty much worthless.

That is a new low.